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slameronhurley: Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, God, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. I quit. Kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. Oh my god salty snacks I am furious.
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. Cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: Lol clothes cant fit you anymore. You are bloated. You are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. We need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, I'm not done yet. 
Uterus: What did I ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: You just wait uterus. They're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.